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[Tue, Aug 7th, 2007 at 12:30]

anivad
You put Keanu in, you put Keanu out
You put Keanu in, and you SHAKE HIM ALL ABOUT
You do the Hokey KC and you turn your K around
That's what it's all about.


...This community is dead like whoa.
Asshole |

[Tue, Apr 24th, 2007 at 5:30]

anivad
Man, this community is dead.

To liven things up:
Things You Can Find in Keanu's Beard
Asshole |

Keanu Reeves doing the opposite of eating! [Wed, Oct 25th, 2006 at 8:42]

anivad


(From celebrities-eating.com)
Asshole | 1 Worshipped Keanu

[Tue, Oct 24th, 2006 at 10:59]

chibizan

I REFUSE TO LET THIS COMMUNITY DIE.

KEANU >>>>> VARIOUS PEOPLE

WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

Asshole | 1 Worshipped Keanu

Constantine Video [Fri, Sep 22nd, 2006 at 8:05]

gelaty
Hi! I've made a video to "Constantine". Hope you'll like it. Any comments are welcome.
High Quality
Low Quality
Asshole |

[Sun, Sep 3rd, 2006 at 3:16]

anivad
What's the current market price of Keanus?

My brother says US$53, and that the highest recorded price was $4242 in 1931, when they were out of season.

They should sell Keanupaper too. It's like flypaper, only different!
Asshole |

OMGWTFKEANU! [Sun, Jul 30th, 2006 at 6:07]

chibizan
Has anyone see previews for 'A Scanner Darkly'? Or is it even out yet? Anyways looks like one hell of an acid trip-------no, an acid trip WITH KEANU REEVES!!
Asshole | 3 Worshipped Keanu

Young Keanu (bowlegged hips not included) [Mon, Jun 26th, 2006 at 5:41]

anivad
Here be K.C. Reeves when he was young, titchy, innocent, un-bowleg-hipped (then again, you can't really tell...) and un-Matrixfied.



...Now he's all old and ugly.
Asshole |

Ambigram! [Tue, Jun 20th, 2006 at 9:09]

anivad
Did this last year among several others:

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

If you turn it around, it looks exactly the same! ;D
Asshole | 3 Worshipped Keanu

more keanu-ness [Thu, Jun 15th, 2006 at 9:40]

greensleeves_18
[ mood | geeky ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv7ABOOwV8g&mode=suggested&search=keanu 

a pathetic attempt towards being keanu... but its amusing nonethless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezGYPdOFgQg&mode=suggested&search=keanu

 this is the godly one....... shakin those bow legged hips!


<3

Asshole | 8 Worshipped Keanu

[Thu, Jun 15th, 2006 at 9:19]

anivad
Keanu in a Kellogg's cornflakes ad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W29kpBQIPLg&search=keanu

...I don't like cornflakes.
Asshole | 2 Worshipped Keanu

Finals [Wed, Jun 14th, 2006 at 12:22]

blackie746
I decided that at this point, studying anymore would be pointless, but rather i should dance around and just merely glance at the stuff I need to know in 8 hours. I am having fun before, my soul is crashed by today's (WEdnesday's) finals. Laffing at Keanu as always makes me feel better XD
Asshole | 1 Worshipped Keanu

[Fri, Jun 9th, 2006 at 4:38]

lunaqtpy
[ mood | accomplished ]

BIG KUDOS tocorbeauaura for the pretty layout! It's all ready and wow... it has Shia LaBeouf, he's one sexy assistant who met a tragic fate. Well we were flipping channels in bio and I discovered something shocking! *shocked face* O.O;;;; Back in 2001 Keanu did a movie called "Sweet November" and he did get some...err... a lot of action. There was no magic or mystical thing, it was quite disappointing, especially when the teacher turned around during the sex scene... needless to say we ended up watching the US get their asses handed to them in rugby 6 - 74.

NO MORE SCHOOL!(only finals) YAY!

Asshole |

Layout [Thu, Jun 8th, 2006 at 11:26]

blackie746
[ mood | drunk ]

Thanks to corbeauaura, we have a new layout, that prolly beats the other ones' asses. I have exams to study for but so lets keep this short and sweet. The new rules have been posted by chibizan, a former Nazi who has re-found her love of being a Nazi. She has old fashioned beliefs and likes to stab people with chopsticks... AND YES, it is necessary for this cult of have 4 moderators. We like to keep the ratio of Members// Moderators pretty small (lol)

Keanu related news: Reeves is staring a new movie about a couple that broke up (or something sappy like that), I just saw a preview of the movie. But it looks like Keanu will finally get Booty.. WOot
Its called the Lake House

Peace
(Moderator 1, supreme ruler of the Underworld)

Asshole | 2 Worshipped Keanu

[Wed, Jun 7th, 2006 at 5:42]

anivad
ALL HAIL KEANU'S SPLEEN OF POWER, BECAUSE IT IS BETTER THAN YOU.


(P.S. ...What's the deal with the bow-legged hips, anyway? o.O)
Asshole | 3 Worshipped Keanu

....*snaps fingers* [Mon, Jun 5th, 2006 at 4:09]
corbeauaura
[ mood | chipper ]

'sup people?

I finally joined this community just because I could. =3=

Even though I hardly go and watch Keneau movies or movies at all anymore

...anyways, if you guys want me to make a cool layout or something for this place, I'd be glad too. :D

Asshole | 7 Worshipped Keanu

*Runs in* [Sun, May 7th, 2006 at 10:46]

chibizan
[ mood | amused ]

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

....God that's hot. 
Thankyou, darkmech, for giving this to me not too long ago at lunch. Now we can stare in awe at the one they called bearded Keanu.


Chuck Norris could still whip his ass though

Asshole | 8 Worshipped Keanu

Keanu [Tue, Mar 7th, 2006 at 9:42]

blackie746
Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
Whats he like, it's not important, Particle Man
Is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
No body knows, Particle Man
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Mans hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins, Triangle Man
Universe Man, Universe Man
Size of the entire Universe Man
Usually kind to Smaller Man, Universe Man
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's happy land
Powerful Man, Universe Man
Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
He lives his life in a garbage can, Person Man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Person Man?
Degraded Man, Person Man
Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man

lol funny song from chibizan, and I know it can be linked to Keanu
Asshole | 2 Worshipped Keanu

Whee [Tue, Feb 28th, 2006 at 7:42]

blackie746
Well it's that time of year where, we the community dwellers, must go out into the world and recruit people stupid enough to join our cult, though it's awesome. Grab your black trench coats and glasses and recruit those suckas using (if you have to) pitchforks to lure them in.

I think we need more post XD, the last one was in January.

KEANU and his might bow-legged hips. We must bow down to the bow- legged hipnessiscity!!
Asshole | 2 Worshipped Keanu

[Mon, Jan 30th, 2006 at 8:01]

lunaqtpy
I answered this quiz as I thought KEANU would....

<td align="center">Your walk is:
Curiously Proper

QuizGalaxy.com

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>


AND IT'S A TIE FOLKS!

<td align="center">Your walk is:
Zombie-like

QuizGalaxy.com

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>
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